I was going to post this into off topic but I have a feeling we might end up with a number of comments

Things you might hear from a date at the end of the evening when they know they're not planning on ever seeing you again.

"Good luck with..."
"I'll call you."
"Hey, keep in touch!"
"What was your roommates name again?"
"My psychic thinks I shouldn't be in a relationship right now."
"Now you take care!"
"Um... it's been real."
"I'll see you around."
"Bye <Insert a name that vaguely sounds like yours here>!"
"Okay.... later"
"I hope you find what you're looking for."
"Gee, I think I'm going to be busy for the entire summer."
"Is your friend single?"
"Oooh, will you look at the time?"
"I'm just going to the corner store for some cigarettes."
"It's not you, it's me."
"It's not me, it's you."
"You know... our star signs don't match."
"Let's just be friends."

Things you don't want to hear on a first dinner date:

"Don't worry, babe. Moustache wax isn't toxic if you swallow it."
"Are you gonna eat that whole steak?"
"Whoa! Easy on the dessert!"
"Oops! I can't believe I left my wallet/purse/money at home. again."
"Shix drinkz sin't drunkk. iiii kin still drrrive."
"Why don't we skip dinner and just head off to your place for a quickie? ...because I've got another date in an hour."

Things you should never say in the heat of the moment:

"I'd like to have an open relationship."
"Have you started yet?"
"Could you hurry up? My favorite show is on soon."
"Hmm, I just remembered. I'm out of milk and cereal."
"You think your sister would be interested in a three-way?"
"Oooh, Steven" (your name is Sean)
"This is my first time." (she says as she pulls out a whip)

 

The real question to everyone is, how many of these have you used or heard?

Me, 0 of course

 

i've used a few

 

I've thought this one:

"Could you hurry up? My favorite show is on soon."

But only when I was married