LazyProfessor

worked for me the first time...

Tadashi

You all have no idea how bad I need something to laugh about today. There were several good ones here... thanks

I'll re-read this thread after about 5 or 6 beers tonight.

If Santa can't say Ho Ho Ho any more this latest politically correct thing doesn't surprise me at.

Bass

you seem to be drinking a lot crazy ellen

LazyProfessor

Drives me nuts how society tries to shelter everyone - frustrating!

Tadashi

Well The Bass, there is a long sad story to go with the booze. Alcohol helps temporarily as I'm sure many people here know. I wish I had something stronger than beer but I can't face going out in public today.

SSSnakeSSS

I think they got some great national publicity for a billboard, I am sure it was worth taking the lumps from the moral right.

Bass

alcohol never solves anything... except for a hangover

try crack it's much better

oh and suck it up - put on some makeup - a low cut shirt and head out to the local watering hole and have all the boys buy you drinks - that will make you feel better

or better still - go adopt a cat!

elmmx5

Stay away from heroin.

Bass

no way - you lose weight with Herion - i've been using it all week

Tadashi

I don't think I have any water proof makeup. No one would buy me anything except maybe a box of kleenex right now

I was thinking more of vodka than crack. There's a bar 1/2 a mile from my house, I could walk home later.