Another Hillary joke
11-14-2007 | 02:04 PM
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Another Hillary joke
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened..She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"
"What did you tell th em?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened..She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me!"
"What did you tell th em?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it.
11-14-2007 | 05:07 PM
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Great program on TV right now. It doccuments the building of a new aircraft carrier at the Newport News Shipyard in Newport News, VA. I lived at that shipyard for about 8mos a few years ago while were were getting a re-fit.
They are building the USS George H.W. Bush (CVN-77). It's going to be a beautiful ship with a very proud name. If I hadn't served on the USS Enterprise (CVN-65) myself, I would be envious.
They are building the USS George H.W. Bush (CVN-77). It's going to be a beautiful ship with a very proud name. If I hadn't served on the USS Enterprise (CVN-65) myself, I would be envious.
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11-15-2007 | 04:47 AM
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Originally Posted by sireousrex,Nov 14 2007, 10:07 PM
They are building the USS George H.W. Bush (CVN-77). It's going to be a beautiful ship with a very proud name. If I hadn't served on the USS Enterprise (CVN-65) myself, I would be envious.
it made him look smart by comparison.
11-15-2007 | 06:22 AM
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Well, whether or not people like the elder Bush as a president, he was a decorated Navy pilot and a war hero. He deserves that ship.
I still stand by the fact that I don't think GW did a bad job. Better than Gore or Kerry would have done, which isn't saying much, but sometimes you take the lesser of two evils.
I still stand by the fact that I don't think GW did a bad job. Better than Gore or Kerry would have done, which isn't saying much, but sometimes you take the lesser of two evils.