Just cut back on the deca mate. Works wonders.

 

Trouble is I want to be 15+ stone (lean) and benching over 180kg by summer!

 

I've seen some on the 3-lane bits of the A3 north of Guildford saying something like "keep left unless overtaking". Makes no difference. By definition anybody who's doing it is not paying attention.

Now I use the A34 (2-lane dual carrigeway) all the time, I miss the days when all I had to worry about was the middle laners on the motorway. Sometimes you get 20 or 30 cars queued up in the outside lane at 60mph with nobody at all on the left, and most of them are stressed, pissed off, and driving too close. Overtaking on the left seems by far the safest and most sensible thing to do.

 

Woman done for driving too slow!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/7171154.stm

Jusst love the sign in the window!

 

I wonder if I had witnessed such driving whether I would have assumed the twit was being intentionally provacative just because he/she was having a bad day, angry with the world, jealous, or even high on booze or drugs, and wanted to take it out on others.
Such a mind-set is I believe responsible for much of the anger and frustration that abounds on our roads.
For many having the power to be an awkward bastard is utter joy, & having witnessed confirmation that they have achieved their aim, then their cup runneth over.

There are some sick and dangerous people on the roads, virtually none of whom you would ever want to meet.
With the fashion for carrying firearms the day is not far off when we shall read of the first shooting of a middle lane hogger, or the latter shooting an under-taker.

Take care out there.