Phil, I have the perfect solution; funds will be limited until we can secure a grant for FART activities, or we achieve charitable trust status, so we won't be able to recruit experienced help, so I have a advertised a position for a school or college leaver to join the FART Teenage Work Assistant Training programme.
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sounds like a good plan. I am sure we could get him on some sort of government scheme and, with a bit of work from us, get him an diploma. Then he would be fully Teenage Work Assistant Training Educational Diploma

Actually, did you notice the recent high geomagnetic activity. This resulted in Aurura Boreanus sightings all over the UK. Do you think there could be any connection?

 

As I live a stone’s throw from Kelly’s, the biggest ice cream vendors in the South West can reveal that as the demand for ice cream drops by percentage points the vendors are withdrawn and put into deep cryogenic sleep, this removes the cost of salaries whilst maintaining the efficiency of the factory freezers, also vegetable based clones are sent out into the community and into the homes of the said vendors, as the originals show signs of vegetable intelligence the spouses of said vendors are none the wiser.
Ideas of them migrating are just preposterous. There was an experiment where unmarried vendors were trained and then they were put to labour in local Iceland stores at night they were stored in the shop freezers, this was abandoned after the branch at Bodmin suffered a power cut the vendors melted and became of no further use.
So as you see the idea of hibernation is not so far from the truth.


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