we don't need to enlist help, we apply for a research council grant ;-) sorted!

 

Great, get me the paperwork. I'll hand my notice in at work tomorrow so I can dedicate myself fulltime to our endeavour

 

That's a great idea, then you can dedicate your time to building a hide, though the first step would have to be getting the design right.. Hmmm..
I don't think a shed covered with bits of green camouflage is going to work for this..

 

......and a bit of personal camouflage will help. Like this perhaps:

 

Welcome aboard Phil. You've shown a natural talent so I'll leave you in charge of undercover ops.

LL - I've trawled the internet and found an ideal HQ, as well as a perfect roof top hide that will aford us long distance vantage for hibernation observation, as well as an ariel view point for migratory activity.

Now we need a project name? Don't let me down team!

 

I have been thinking about the name. You are obviously the biggest one in the team so I reckoned on a name which encapsulates what the team aspires to. A name that has that..... whiff of professionalism. So, what about a good old Fatblokes Aeronautical Research Team?

Well, what do you think? Please, don't tell me it stinks.

 

Thanks Phil. In recognition of your contribution to FART, I'm appointing you to the position of Director of Ice Cream Knowledge, with immediate effect.

Yours in science,
Dr Prof Fatbloke NVQ MSG LSD
Associate National & International Director of Ice-cream Observation Tasks

 

I'm a DICK head with AN IDIOT as a boss.

The work load is likely to be quite high so I am looking for an Assistant Senior Support Officer to help me out.

actually I think I already have this job in my daily life!

 

I'm not sure about migratory patterns but I have noticed the urbanisation of the species. Many of them in car parks of retail parks. Obviously lethargic since they don't seem to move much. Is the effect of global raining confusing their traditional navigators skills?

 

Phil, I have the perfect solution; funds will be limited until we can secure a grant for FART activities, or we achieve charitable trust status, so we won't be able to recruit experienced help, so I have a advertised a position for a school or college leaver to join the FART Teenage Work Assistant Training programme.