I feel I am being head fu@ked by my woman... what are your thoughts on this?

My boss went to USA a couple of weeks back to visit Magnaflow US our mother company, he managed to get a poster of Magnaflows new super model signed to me personally, when I came into the office it was on the wall (the model is in a swimsuit and not naked) and he asked what do you think of that? I was quite chuffed. My girlfriend came to my office yesterday to borrow one of the cars, she came in saw the poster, muntered some words I didn't catch turn round left the office slamming the door, I ran out and said what is up? She replied 'You, you are just a bast@#d, can not believe you have pictures of women with signature on' I didn't get another word in, she wheel spun off (in my car!)...

I met up with her on the night time and nothing was said about earlier so I kept it at the back of my mind. We are dancing and drinking away in my home town, she leaned forward out the Blue and said 'I hate it here' isked why she replied 'full of your fu@king ex's' I replied there isn't one here, if there was I would say.. she seemed happy with that.. a few minutes went by and my ex's best mate walked in with her boyfriend, I quickly turned and said to my g.f, these two here are my ex's best mates, we do not see eye to eye at all, infact we hate each other (long story). 5 minutes later.. BANG the g.f explodes in anger shouting why the f didn't I introduce her to them? I said simple, we hate each other, to make an intro is blatently a pi$$ take.. she now reckons it is because am protecting my ex's feelings??? WTF

Oh, I also had two accounts of supposidly staring at other women which I know for sure I wouldn't dare...

Never been head fu@ked before, I am sure this is what is going on?
I have really tried to help her overcome insecurity, giving tons of affection, compliments etc If only I had a pound for everytime someone has said 'get a room!'

 

It's her insecurities and not yours - let her get on with them. I keep telling ya - forget about the breast size and get someone who is confident and secure enough to keep you on your toes.

With regards to the poster - if Mr CJ had one on his wall at work I wouldn't fuss about it - I know who he comes home to at night and it's not some airbrushed picture!

 

We warned you about her a few weeks ago IIRC

Dump her (if you don't have any rabbits)

HTH

 

Tonights the night I think.. I do feel it would be a weight off my shoulders.

Another thing that happened last night, I was dancing, Zoe went to the loo (she takes ages when she goe's which doe's my head in) any way, I am obviously now dancing alone, a very attractive girl slipped through the crowd and danced right next to me, ok I did think pwharr but I was actually quite scared that conversation would spark, Zoe come back, and get wrong idea then be picking wine glass out my face so I turned to the side, I then felt a tap on my shoulder..OH SH#T!! What do I do, ignore or say hi very quick and carry on dancing? ? Well too late she came right in front of me held out her hand to shake, my face must of been a picture, I was sweating big time, she leaned forward and said ' you look like you are really enjoying yourself, can I join you?' OMFG.. why doe's this N E V E R happen when you are single? Do you women seek out men with girlfriends and dive in on purpose because you know there is SFA they can do but cringe??? Anyway back to it, my answer was that my phsyco girlfriend who has gone to the loo's wouldn't like me dancing with other girls.. she replied 'wasted' don't know what she meant by that exactly, she then moved about 3 feet away dancing very seductive, passing glances.. grrr.. then Zoe appears, I could see this girl checking Zoe out and her 32DD's. I did sweat I tell you. If Zoe would of come back 2 minute earlier who knows what would of happened.

 

Lloyd - refer to all previous posts about Zoe - she sounds like a bunny boiler (although I'm sure you give her reason to act like that on occasion).

And it works the same the other way - I was in the midst of a drought when I met the other half and then two people who I quite liked asked me out within a fortnight. Must give off a certain 'I'm getting some' odour!!!

 

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!

FFS, if she's that bent out of shape by people just talking to you/posters of women then she's going to be totally unliveable with.

It might be the reason I'm permanently single (so feel free to ignore anything I say) but as soon as I feel someones trying to get manipulative/pull emotional blackmail on me I just walk off and let them get on with it

 

That is possibly what it is!!

I know I need to move on but at 37 I feel I should try and hold a relationship together.. maybe not this one though.

 

I have 7 years on you, it is mad how much you change in those few years.. I used to love single life but I am even thinking about babies now WTF?? Did I just say that?

 

Oh shit - mini Lloyds!

Lock up your daughters!

 

On a serious note - don't ever settle for second best.

This girl isn't obviously the girl for you, break her heart, move on - the 'one' could just be round the corner.