This joke text had me in stitches.. :oD
04-03-2008 | 01:32 AM
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This joke text had me in stitches.. :oD
I may get stick for this one but who cares...
The Erecterus Trouserius or the Trouser Snake is the world's most dangerous snake.
Colour varies from Pink to Black. Its fangless, average length is 4 to 12 inches depending on subspecies, usually appears in bedrooms but found in unusual places at times.
Attacks women in lower part of the abdominal area, its highly venomous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 months.
It has also been known to attack men from behind. So beware!!!!
FYI No I have NEVER been biten by one
The Erecterus Trouserius or the Trouser Snake is the world's most dangerous snake.
Colour varies from Pink to Black. Its fangless, average length is 4 to 12 inches depending on subspecies, usually appears in bedrooms but found in unusual places at times.
Attacks women in lower part of the abdominal area, its highly venomous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 months.
It has also been known to attack men from behind. So beware!!!!
FYI No I have NEVER been biten by one
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04-03-2008 | 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Bundle of Mayhem,Apr 3 2008, 03:14 AM
That's worse than the Hazardous Material Data Sheet for Women that I have on my office wall 