this guy's in a pub with a crocodile.........any way in front of the customers he drops his trousers and places his c0ck in the crocodile's mouth and wacks it over the head with a stick................

crocodile performs an act..........

after it's over he says to the other customers "anyone fancy a go?"

no one answers but then a little old lady gets up and say's:-

"I'll have a go.... but don't hit me over the head as hard as you did that crocodile!"

 

your a bunch of miserable c**ts you lot

 

Ewww..... visions of my granny!

 

That joke's as old as my granny.

 

the old ones are the best

 

just like yer mum