What happens when...???
#1
Drivers of six...count them SIX automobiles look at your S2000 while they're travelling through an intersection
Ummm...you guessed it! ... Today at lunch I'm in the [no right on red allowed] right hand turn lane at Skipwith awaiting my signal to turn green so I could turn right onto Parham and head down to Regency Square. So, as I'm watching southbound Parham traffic travel through the intersection, I note many an instance where the drivers are taking a gander at The Bruised Banana... What comes next literally took all of 2 seconds ... That's right, someone decides they want to turn right into an office complex just past the intersection....
...and...
W-H-A-M-M-O !!!
..with not one set of screeeeching brakes heard, six cars piled up on top of each other ...
What a shame... And to top it off, as my light turns, and I swing wide to make my right onto Parham around the pile of cars...doncha know the old man [at the front of that group] that wanted to turn right just begins to make his turn as if nothing ever happened . And as I pass, folks are already getting out of their cars, holding necks, dialing cell phones...
Sometimes I reeeeeeeeeaaally wish I kept my camera close to me in the car for precious moments like this.
Ummm...you guessed it! ... Today at lunch I'm in the [no right on red allowed] right hand turn lane at Skipwith awaiting my signal to turn green so I could turn right onto Parham and head down to Regency Square. So, as I'm watching southbound Parham traffic travel through the intersection, I note many an instance where the drivers are taking a gander at The Bruised Banana... What comes next literally took all of 2 seconds ... That's right, someone decides they want to turn right into an office complex just past the intersection....
...and...
W-H-A-M-M-O !!!
..with not one set of screeeeching brakes heard, six cars piled up on top of each other ...
What a shame... And to top it off, as my light turns, and I swing wide to make my right onto Parham around the pile of cars...doncha know the old man [at the front of that group] that wanted to turn right just begins to make his turn as if nothing ever happened . And as I pass, folks are already getting out of their cars, holding necks, dialing cell phones...
Sometimes I reeeeeeeeeaaally wish I kept my camera close to me in the car for precious moments like this.
#3
Originally posted by AgS2K
Does the yellow really attract that much attention, or where these people simply blinded by the glare coming off your scalp on this fine sunny day?
Does the yellow really attract that much attention, or where these people simply blinded by the glare coming off your scalp on this fine sunny day?
And I JUST SHAVED today too!!! Yeah...either my noggin' or my chrome lipped Racing Harts mighta blinded 'em.
- Dave
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#10
I agree with Dave totally, bald heads never cause accidents. It is nice to have that HIGH PRO GLOW. Ladies love to rub it and fellas stop hating on the bald crew.
Rodney
Hint, never brake, STEER!!!
Rodney
Hint, never brake, STEER!!!