Haole girls, Hapa-Haole girls... wow they can be amazingly hot eh? Standing in line at Lowe's today with my friend and a line full of customers, my friend spots a hottie not too far away. He bumps me then goes on to say...

Friend - What you think?

Hyper - What?

Friend - The girl

Hyper - Where?

Friend - (points)

(everyone in line looks including the cashier)

Hyper - (makes the "wow not bad" face gesture)

Friend - How come my wife no look like that? (my friend's wife is haole, good rooking too)

Hyper - Dude science can't explain how the f you managed to hook up with your wife. Lucky is an understatement for you dude. You give all hopeless dudes hope.

Friend - (laughs) Nah dude seriously, gravity isn't nice to her recently.

Hyper - It's not like our fruits stay the same firmness forever either dude.

Friend - (shakes his head) That girl is hawt... dayum... if only my wife was...

Customer behind me - She's 14.

(everyone) - W H A T ? ? ?

Customer behind me - That's my niece, I just picked her up from school.

Hyper - There's NO FREAKING WAY SHE'S 14 DUDE COMEON WTFMANG!

Cashier (local Filipino lady) - Who's 14?

Customer behind me - (points) my niece.

Customers behind the customer behind me - No way

Cashier - (drops her glasses and looks again) No..... I agree with the boys, that's not 14.

Customer behind me - (yells) Honey girl, come. (gestures)

Haole Girl - (dressed in short white tshirt and long jeans) Hmm?

Customer behind me - What school do you go to?

Haole Girl - wwwwwhy? (looks around noticing everyone staring at her)

Customer behind me - Just say...

Haole Girl - Mililani

Customer behind me - High School?

Haole Girl - Middle School

(the sound of an abrupt vinyl record scratch mysteriously occurs, cars outside crash into trees, airplanes fall from the sky followed by a brief moment of silence)

Friend - If this was Dateline MSNBC I think we'd all be in trouble.

Everyone - (combination of nods, no kidding comments)



Let this be a warning to all my bruddahs out there, when hooking up with a haole girl make sure you get 2 forms of I.D. and a legal written statement proving her real age. That girl had better curves than a '69 Vette


AND SHE'S ONLY 14!!!!

There must've been 7 people in line to include us plus the cashier and all of us (excluding the uncle) got gonged. That's it, I think congress needs to pass a law that says all haole girls need to wear a shirt that has their real age in bold large print in the front and back if they're under 18.

 

F'ING LOL!!!

 

no pic of the girl?
on another note hows that UH engineering professor? trying to meet a teenage girl at a Mc Donalds?

 

so true! they blossom early, but usually look all had it by the time they're 25. kinda like race tires; fun to drive when they're fresh, but get worn out really fast.

 

^ treadwear: -220

 

Drift tires?

 

how come girls never look like that when we was in middle/high school? must be the hormones in the MCD's Big Macs.

 

LOL....Dude, you should write a book: "Memoirs of Hyper-X: The Life and Challenges of Da Local Kine."

I think local haoles girls look younger longer then their mainland counterparts. The humidity and lower stress lifestyle keep them looking their best.

Read about the UH professor..I wonder what goes through a man like that. He's not stupid... How they make such stupid decisions never cease to amaze me.

 

penis>brain

 

your equal sign looks a bit crooked there kent