Originally Posted by Hyper-X,Jul 27 2008, 03:40 PM

I swear I'm a magnet for this kind of stuff. Driving Waianae bound on the H-1 past the Waikele off-ramp, I hear this raspy exhaust revving to my right, I look over and I see the front of a white Toyota Matrix driven by this BIG HOUSE of a chick, she was so massive it looked like she was expanding in the car like how a jar full of marshmallows looks like when the air is pumped out. Her left shoulder, neck (i think it was her neck) and her face looked like it was being pressed against the driver side glass. I couldn't tell if I was being called out to race or whether the car was merely calling out for help on its own. How she got into the car is a mystery, did they have to soap her down then shoe-horn/slide her in or what?