WTF Matrix like race?
07-27-2008, 03:40 PM
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WTF Matrix like race?
I swear I'm a magnet for this kind of stuff. Driving Waianae bound on the H-1 past the Waikele off-ramp, I hear this raspy exhaust revving to my right, I look over and I see the front of a white Toyota Matrix driven by this BIG HOUSE of a chick, she was so massive it looked like she was expanding in the car like how a jar full of marshmallows looks like when the air is pumped out. Her left shoulder, neck (i think it was her neck) and her face looked like it was being pressed against the driver side glass. I couldn't tell if I was being called out to race or whether the car was merely calling out for help on its own. How she got into the car is a mystery, did they have to soap her down then shoe-horn/slide her in or what?
I had to take the Makakilo off ramp to the nearest mini mall to stop my car, the visual images I saw was too much for me to handle all at once, I was laughing so much I was crying and couldn't see, my stomach was hurting from laughing, both my passenger and I were in no condition to drive. I don't know why but this image of a hippo trying to taunt a cheetah into a foot race kept playing over and over in my head.
I had to take the Makakilo off ramp to the nearest mini mall to stop my car, the visual images I saw was too much for me to handle all at once, I was laughing so much I was crying and couldn't see, my stomach was hurting from laughing, both my passenger and I were in no condition to drive. I don't know why but this image of a hippo trying to taunt a cheetah into a foot race kept playing over and over in my head.
