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I dunno, she had normal plates from what I saw but this story gets worse. I was at Mililani Wal-Mart today and saw her there. The next motion I made was an abrupt Tron-style light-cycle 90 degree left turn into the women's panties section hoping my short stature would mask my presence so I strategically tried to use the huge bras as cover as I moved on thru. I was hoping she didn't have any special senses to track the smell of shoyu chicken from me.
It was nuts, from 25 feet away I could see her 2 front teeth like big white refrigerator doors covering her lower lip, then the eyes... 1 looking at shoes, the other multitasking scanning the perimeter. Oahu's getting a little too small for my tastes. Yikes!
It was nuts, from 25 feet away I could see her 2 front teeth like big white refrigerator doors covering her lower lip, then the eyes... 1 looking at shoes, the other multitasking scanning the perimeter. Oahu's getting a little too small for my tastes. Yikes!
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Originally Posted by Hyper-X,Sep 26 2007, 08:55 PM
......I strategically tried to use the huge bras as cover as I moved on thru. .......
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Originally Posted by T-REX,Sep 27 2007, 07:24 AM
BTW...this island IS TOO DAMN SMALL!!!
i gots me a lazy eye too. when i get tired it looks wherever it wants. LOL
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Originally Posted by kent-k,Sep 27 2007, 06:02 AM
hiding in the pantie section FTW!! getting arrested as a sexual predator in WalMart pantie section FTL
It's the WalMart part!
Sheesh! If you're going to be a deviant, at least do it at Fredricks or something!