skanktwo

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST

Gold-Digger(red) = Devil
500K dude(Blue) = Cool cat


What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.


Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?


Here are my questions specifically:


- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms


-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings


-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?


- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?


- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?


- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY


Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.


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Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.


Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!


So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!


So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.


Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.


By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.


With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.


HAHA. This is classic ..

To HIM:
To HER:

jzz30

elicit_dreams

that's pretty funny.

smccurry

rofl

It's funny because it's true, in an uber-superficial way

kent-k

she may be beautiful, but maybe she f**ks like a frozen fish. or maybe she just needs to sign the pre-nup so that she can live in luxury while she still has valuable ASSets.

skanktwo

i think thats the whole reason she wants to "MARRY" because so she can devorce him and walk away with half his cash.lol i gotta say..i loved this wen i read it..and these are REAL people..

avallach

LOL, I did some "drunk posting" in the personal section of craigslist this weekend.....loads of fun. Good cheap entertainment.

What's the url? I'd like to see picture of this girl. Atleast, she's honest.

slipper

LMAO that was freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hyper-X

That just made my day, ROFL. My classmate is a multi-millionaire and he's 35 and not married. I asked him why he wasn't and he said pretty much the same thing. He said to me back in 2004, (the quote is 95% accurate from memory)

"Women nowdays want love as the last thing on their list of priorities. You stand to lose a lot of money chasing women but you'll never stand to lose women by chasing money. I'm catholic, we not supposed to "poke" before marriage but I disagree. Like your car, I wouldn't want to buy it until I sample the VTEC. I don't buy ice cream I've never had unless I try a sample taste. Having only 1 car and eating only 1 kine ice cream gets old real fast."

I told him "whenever I see a hot girl of course I going look, but what keeps the boto in check is I remind myself that there's some dude(s) out there that's sick of her $hit, with that in mind I can maintain control over myself."

Hyper-X

BAHAHAHAHAHA!