Originally Posted by tacocat,Apr 30 2009, 01:17 PM

Last time I was on a boat, I chummed the ocean with my lunch.

Originally Posted by 3AFL S2K,Apr 30 2009, 12:11 PM

it is useful though. you listen to music while it tells you how far you've gone and how long you have been running. wonderful device.

Originally Posted by Vadster,Apr 30 2009, 01:11 PM

When my doctor told me I had one & the only alternative was to take some drug that may or may not work, but will give me other problems because the Pfizer rep takes him deep sea fishing for 3 weeks every July...

Originally Posted by WhrDLMI,Apr 30 2009, 01:20 PM

Nike's don't work with my feet or my messed up, long-legged gate. They hurt me.

Originally Posted by Gilly_S2KFreak,Apr 30 2009, 12:19 PM

thats an easy one. the drying poo provides a sorce for the oils and water to leave your skin. this in turn dries out your skin. making it itchy.

and there is the hairy ass effect as well. the dry poo gets caught in your hair and that traps many hairs together providing more surface area for the boxers (or briefs) to rub against causing an itching sensation when the nerves of the hairs are stimulated..




next question

Originally Posted by Vadster,Apr 30 2009, 12:32 PM

that's because I had shaved all that for my visit - since then it all grew back I am still looking into bleaching my asshole like you suggested, don't worry.

Originally Posted by Roflcopter,Apr 30 2009, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by gfacter,Apr 30 2009, 12:36 PM

WTF is wrong with you people?

Originally Posted by Gigdy,Apr 30 2009, 01:09 PM

no just 8.

Originally Posted by Vadster,Apr 30 2009, 12:38 PM

George,

The way you put those hard, pink eggs in your mouth this past weekend... one after the other...

Originally Posted by gfacter,Apr 30 2009, 12:41 PM

I know not what you are talking about.

Originally Posted by Roflcopter,Apr 30 2009, 01:24 PM

when you're sleeping?