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Old 04-29-2009, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by tacocat,Apr 29 2009, 04:01 PM
See this is how my mind works

I was cleaning the filters on the hot tub today and changing the water (every 6 month maintenance). The filters had some brown stuff on them, so while I was cleaning them, my mind began to wander.

I was wondering where the hell brown comes from off our bodies. Not finding a good answer, I thought poop. Did someone poop in the hot tub? Nah, its just me and Liz. But, wait, could you even poop under water?

Could you poop in the ocean?

Do you know how hard it is to crap in the ocean.

rolf lulz
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Vadster,Apr 29 2009, 04:02 PM
dirt?
perhaps.

6 months of body dirt could add up in there, I guess.

Still, kinda icky.
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Originally Posted by Vadster,Apr 29 2009, 05:02 PM
dirt?
dead skin cells?
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Originally Posted by Vadster,Apr 29 2009, 04:54 PM
when you oop: the water rushes in to replace the empty space much like the scene in Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark where Indy is making the ol' switcheroo with the bag of sand and golden idol.
you forget one thing. poop is tapered. not only does it prevent your ass from going *claps hands together really loudly* but it also provides the means of preventing water from rushing in when you poop underwater.
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Gilly_S2KFreak,Apr 29 2009, 04:04 PM
you forget one thing. poop is tapered. not only does it prevent your ass from going *claps hands together really loudly* but it also provides the means of preventing water from rushing in when you poop underwater.
so you - have pooped underwater then.
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I still think you would get some water up in there.
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Vadster,Apr 29 2009, 05:05 PM
so you - have pooped underwater then.
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Originally Posted by Vadster,Apr 29 2009, 05:05 PM
so you - have pooped underwater then.
well i've wanted to. but i have not. i'm just using my engineering sense to look at the problem from a logical, unbiased standpoint and come up with the most beneficial to all, generally awesome answer i could
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kids poop in the bathtub all the time
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I saw a turd in the water in Atlantic City once.
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