Originally Posted by e3opian,Jan 23 2007, 02:31 PM

this should be in the new CO smack talk thread

Originally Posted by GOGOGO,Jan 23 2007, 11:24 AM

Awe come on Tep, the more mush you give the more twat you get in return.

Originally Posted by e3opian,Jan 23 2007, 11:33 AM

hahaha so funny you say this. stephanie just forwarded an old e-mail i sent to her Sept. '05 asking why i don't say those things to her any more.

Originally Posted by TepEvan,Jan 23 2007, 02:36 PM

[Forwarded to Brenda]

Originally Posted by beanolo,Jan 23 2007, 11:49 AM

oldie but a goodie

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running
her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there
anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily,
popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck
them gently.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

Originally Posted by rev2k,Jan 23 2007, 02:40 PM

Brenda is my mom ... why the hell would she want it?

Originally Posted by bighead2,Jan 23 2007, 02:41 PM

bahahaha Mark is Dom's DADDY!!