%!&#*367rd Official Hard At Work Thread!%&#!*%
12-12-2014, 09:42 AM
#1731
Chrome?
A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything - meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "That's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It has eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything - meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "That's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It has eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
12-12-2014, 09:50 AM
#1732
12-12-2014, 09:55 AM
#1733
Former Moderator
12-12-2014, 10:08 AM
#1734
Registered User
Originally Posted by Vadster' timestamp='1418404834' post='23435298
[quote name='WhrDLMI' timestamp='1418401209' post='23435211']
Why can't I highlight, right click, and google search anymore?
Thanks,Yahoo Obama. 
Why can't I highlight, right click, and google search anymore?
Thanks,
No word still & dude is out today. On a Friday! Imagine that. A supervisor taking a Friday off...
use chrome and it still works![/quote]
or just change the default search engine in firefox. Yahoo supposedly enables do not track stuff when you use it through firefox
12-12-2014, 10:08 AM
#1735
Moderator
Any one want free old computer parts? I got
ASrock 939dual-sata2 mobo
http://www.asrock.com/mb/ULi/939Dual-SATA2/
Opteron 170
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16819103586
Opteron 146
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16819103598
Ram 1gb
http://www.amazon.com/Corsair-VS1GB4.../dp/B0006ITZF2
Heatsink
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16835118119
ASrock 939dual-sata2 mobo
http://www.asrock.com/mb/ULi/939Dual-SATA2/
Opteron 170
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16819103586
Opteron 146
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16819103598
Ram 1gb
http://www.amazon.com/Corsair-VS1GB4.../dp/B0006ITZF2
Heatsink
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16835118119
12-12-2014, 10:09 AM
#1736
Registered User
Chrome?
A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything - meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "That's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It has eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything - meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "That's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It has eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
12-12-2014, 10:56 AM
#1737
Community Organizer
Yar. Easy enough to fix. I like Google because it is fast... Yahoo has all that crap on their homepage that takes FOREVER to load. 
Fingers still crossed. 
12-12-2014, 11:01 AM
#1738
Former Moderator
Me too buddy 
There's nothing out there, nothing.
I really do want this one, it would be such a welcome change in my life.
There's nothing out there, nothing.
I really do want this one, it would be such a welcome change in my life.
12-12-2014, 11:01 AM
#1739
12-12-2014, 11:03 AM
#1740
Former Moderator
2 wieners? Man, you could get paid.