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07-26-2012, 06:21 AM
#831
Community Organizer
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Colleague: James... You giving blood today?
James: No. I only sell it.
James: No. I only sell it.
07-26-2012, 06:22 AM
#832
Community Organizer
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Originally Posted by TepEvan' timestamp='1343312224' post='21890714
[quote name='WhrDLMI' timestamp='1343311338' post='21890680']
[quote name='speed_bump' timestamp='1343310961' post='21890665']
Happy. Bday Jeff.
[quote name='speed_bump' timestamp='1343310961' post='21890665']
Happy. Bday Jeff.
This is probably true... I think I associate canned beer with all the garbage I drank in college.
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Sapporo and Sapporo Black aren't too bad either.
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AH!!! But Sapporo are canned in steel.
07-26-2012, 06:25 AM
#833
Originally Posted by WhrDLMI' timestamp='1343311338' post='21890680
[quote name='speed_bump' timestamp='1343310961' post='21890665']
Happy. Bday Jeff.
Happy. Bday Jeff.
This is probably true... I think I associate canned beer with all the garbage I drank in college.
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... and Sierra, Shlits, Natty, American... the list goes on and on.
07-26-2012, 06:31 AM
#834
Dear Abbey,
Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid hardworking county coroner.
It's important that my family eat meat at least 3 times a week.
But we can't afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home choice cuts
from my autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper...and TA-DA!!
The Whole family thinks my new meals are delicious.
They ask me what's my secret. Abby, I think they are getting suspicious.
My smart ass 8 year old keeps asking,
"Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge"
If they found out the truth I don't think they'll understand. Abby, what do
I tell my family?
DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure
the body is blessed and everything should be just fine...just fine
Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid hardworking county coroner.
It's important that my family eat meat at least 3 times a week.
But we can't afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home choice cuts
from my autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper...and TA-DA!!
The Whole family thinks my new meals are delicious.
They ask me what's my secret. Abby, I think they are getting suspicious.
My smart ass 8 year old keeps asking,
"Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge"
If they found out the truth I don't think they'll understand. Abby, what do
I tell my family?
DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure
the body is blessed and everything should be just fine...just fine
07-26-2012, 06:34 AM
#835
Wait, it's Jeff's birthday? Why you no remind me Facebook?!?
07-26-2012, 06:36 AM
#837
Happy Birthday Jeff!!
07-26-2012, 06:37 AM
#838
Dear Abbey,
Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid hardworking county coroner.
It's important that my family eat meat at least 3 times a week.
But we can't afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home choice cuts
from my autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper...and TA-DA!!
The Whole family thinks my new meals are delicious.
They ask me what's my secret. Abby, I think they are getting suspicious.
My smart ass 8 year old keeps asking,
"Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge"
If they found out the truth I don't think they'll understand. Abby, what do
I tell my family?
DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure
the body is blessed and everything should be just fine...just fine
Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid hardworking county coroner.
It's important that my family eat meat at least 3 times a week.
But we can't afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home choice cuts
from my autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper...and TA-DA!!
The Whole family thinks my new meals are delicious.
They ask me what's my secret. Abby, I think they are getting suspicious.
My smart ass 8 year old keeps asking,
"Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge"
If they found out the truth I don't think they'll understand. Abby, what do
I tell my family?
DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure
the body is blessed and everything should be just fine...just fine
07-26-2012, 06:38 AM
#839
Originally Posted by Budman05' timestamp='1343307045' post='21890520
Happy Birthday Jeff! 
I hope you took the day off
07-26-2012, 06:49 AM
#840
Originally Posted by O-turn' timestamp='1343307445' post='21890530
[quote name='HMFIC' timestamp='1343160371' post='21885822']
bout to do da deal this friday. buyer is buying the bike!
Then I'll be getting the 2012 Green Ninja 650r. But my painter said he can repaint white for a couple hundred bucks.
bout to do da deal this friday. buyer is buying the bike!
Then I'll be getting the 2012 Green Ninja 650r. But my painter said he can repaint white for a couple hundred bucks.
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motorcycles aren't very high occupancy.