%*!#&%!381th Official Hard At Work Thread!%&#!*%
05-05-2017, 10:43 AM
#1621
Did you poop when you sneezed? It only counts if you did.
05-05-2017, 11:06 AM
#1622
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It was one of those deals where the sneeze makes you fart but then you realize there is something else behind that fart so you book it to the bathroom. It all happened very quickly - sneeze, fart, pressure, poop.
05-05-2017, 11:08 AM
#1623
Too much delay--if you had sharted yourself, then you'd get credit. Thanks about what you did over the weekend and come back prepared Monday morning with a better story. :lol:
05-05-2017, 11:20 AM
#1624
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I didn't win so I lose. I see how it is... 
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tacocat (05-08-2017)
05-05-2017, 11:32 AM
#1625
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I was hoping it didn't just happen while you were walking around someplace.
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tacocat (05-08-2017)
05-05-2017, 11:35 AM
#1626
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No. Mercifully enough I was home when it happened. 
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tacocat (05-08-2017)
05-08-2017, 04:46 AM
#1627
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Wow. Really? 
Happy Monday, Bishes.
Happy Monday, Bishes.
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tacocat (05-08-2017)
05-08-2017, 07:09 AM
#1628
05-08-2017, 07:17 AM
#1629
not enough alcohol at my house to help me forget about this monday tonight.
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tacocat (05-08-2017)
05-08-2017, 07:31 AM
#1630
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Monday night hasn't happened yet? How can you forget something you can't remember in the first place? 
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