To Willie Gee
11-13-2006 | 02:07 PM
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From: New Slowmyrna Beach
IIRC,
Last year some very lost and very pretty co-eds wandered unlucklily right into the hands of some of our very untalented S2K folks. Minutes from the beach, the bikini clad girls asked us where they could find a good meal. Well, I put on the best charm I had (I sucked my gut in and made sure my comb over was in full effect) and kindly asked them to join us for some beers and burgers. I was busy entertaining all the S2K folks, so I asked a yet to be named single guy to show them around. Well, you'd think I asked him to shoot his mother. He took off running for the hills. In fact every single guy at the party scurried and hid in the back corners of the party covering their eyes in thier hands like gremlins afraid of "bright light." The girls, confused, left moments later. Once the girls had left the building then and only then did the "single" guys come out of thier dark corners to the safe party, free from those pesky attractive co-eds.
Last year some very lost and very pretty co-eds wandered unlucklily right into the hands of some of our very untalented S2K folks. Minutes from the beach, the bikini clad girls asked us where they could find a good meal. Well, I put on the best charm I had (I sucked my gut in and made sure my comb over was in full effect) and kindly asked them to join us for some beers and burgers. I was busy entertaining all the S2K folks, so I asked a yet to be named single guy to show them around. Well, you'd think I asked him to shoot his mother. He took off running for the hills. In fact every single guy at the party scurried and hid in the back corners of the party covering their eyes in thier hands like gremlins afraid of "bright light." The girls, confused, left moments later. Once the girls had left the building then and only then did the "single" guys come out of thier dark corners to the safe party, free from those pesky attractive co-eds.
11-13-2006 | 04:24 PM
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From: Woodbine, GA
That was pretty funny! I saw Bill telling the girls that there were burgers and I saw them head to the back and then, they kinda wandered around because no one would talk to them, and left. 
I saw Bill telling the girls that there were burgers and I saw them head to the back and then, they kinda wandered around because no one would talk to them, and left.
11-13-2006 | 04:46 PM
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From: Behind you. Yep, I'm there.
Originally Posted by jesusphish,Nov 13 2006, 08:24 PM
That was pretty funny! I saw Bill telling the girls that there were burgers and I saw them head to the back and then, they kinda wandered around because no one would talk to them, and left.
I saw Bill telling the girls that there were burgers and I saw them head to the back and then, they kinda wandered around because no one would talk to them, and left. From what I have heard they shot themselves in the foot.
They are just girls.
:waitsforresponefromsingleguysatpartytodefendthems elves:
(this ought to be good)
