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Old 06-23-2008, 06:59 AM
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i was just about to post this...

there is now a set of blue seats as well

http://orlando.craigslist.org/pts/729372039.html

we need to kill these people
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Originally Posted by toekneeg,Jun 23 2008, 06:59 AM
i was just about to post this...

there is now a set of blue seats as well

http://orlando.craigslist.org/pts/729372039.html

we need to kill these people
Thats nice. They took a pic right before stealing them....

Looks like we need more piano string.
I hope they all burn in HELL.....

AND YOU KNWO THEY WERE STOLEN because they are asking $350. If I ever get aftermarket seats and sell mine you can be sure I'm asking more than that!!
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Originally Posted by fltsfshr,Jun 23 2008, 09:58 AM
i was thinking more of borrowing some bamboo off my bamboo tree and combining it with a little under the fingernail action and a lighter

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No need for a lighter. Keep the bamboo shoots in a planter, they grow an inch or so a day.

Then there is an razor blade option of cutting small places all over the body. About 1000 will do, then you just bleed to death.

Since we have some nice oak tree's growing in FL, just find a nice one and some rope. Lynchmob justice. (did'nt people get hanged for steeling horses)?


My favorite, a circular cutting saw and a blow torch.

Need I say more?
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Originally Posted by Raven628,Jun 23 2008, 08:16 AM
No need for a lighter. Keep the bamboo shoots in a planter, they grow an inch or so a day.

Then there is an razor blade option of cutting small places all over the body. About 1000 will do, then you just bleed to death.

Since we have some nice oak tree's growing in FL, just find a nice one and some rope. Lynchmob justice. (did'nt people get hanged for steeling horses)?


My favorite, a circular cutting saw and a blow torch.

Need I say more?
I like were this is headed... lol
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i offered him $350 cash today - and i am serious - i will take the drive to O town to pick them up. but no reply
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Originally Posted by 2big4aS2000,Jun 23 2008, 11:03 AM
i offered him $350 cash today - and i am serious - i will take the drive to O town to pick them up. but no reply
He probally found this thread...
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Originally Posted by Raven628,Jun 23 2008, 11:16 AM
No need for a lighter. Keep the bamboo shoots in a planter, they grow an inch or so a day.

Then there is an razor blade option of cutting small places all over the body. About 1000 will do, then you just bleed to death.

Since we have some nice oak tree's growing in FL, just find a nice one and some rope. Lynchmob justice. (did'nt people get hanged for steeling horses)?


My favorite, a circular cutting saw and a blow torch.

Need I say more?
4-5ft deep grave with a soil humity level around 35-40%. Add lye after perforating the body.

Be sure to sprinkle citrus or peppermint (or extracts) around the grave site to prevent scavengers from unearthing the remains.


Then do the happy dance and leave the scene ... the seats are yours to keep!



sorry if this is a bit too ... informative. I like to share



Oh ... and just keep in mind that there is a slight chance the guy selling them could have actually paid someone for the seats. Yes, the buyer should always attempt to verify the origin of the item(s). But, most of us would be happy to pay $500 for a pair of S2000 seats
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Too bad there's not an oyster bed to drag him across up there.

Then a little offshore shark trolling, make an afternoon of it. Works best on a short line with the head up and the legs in the water. That way you can hear em scream at first bite.

Who wants to go fishing? Remember to swing by the big O and pick up the bait.

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4 horses, 4 pieces of rope tied to a limb and a horse.

Point horse in 4 different directions. Discharge firearm, watch horses take off, see what seperates first.

A 5th horse would do well around the neck too.

(I know I should not have read those torture books in high school).
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damn and i though i was bad - some vice grips and vodka - o dont forget the duck tape.


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