semi official funny things overheard at the dragon
04-26-2005 | 10:19 AM
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From: MP Tuning, Atlanta
Originally Posted by airgate,Apr 26 2005, 12:10 PM
Yeah...my room door was certainly sporting... 
The clean up ladies were pissed!
The hotel never said anything to me, probably because I had not paid for the dinner yet! 
That damn bear, OMG!!! That was excellent, not funny, but appreciated. 
The clean up ladies were pissed!
The hotel never said anything to me, probably because I had not paid for the dinner yet! That damn bear, OMG!!! That was excellent, not funny, but appreciated. I bet the clean up ladies were like this fooker drank lots of crunk .... just wanted to say we had a great time last weekend! I ok'ed the prank with the shift manager before we did the stuff to make sure the little asian guy didnt get mad and take it all downGlad you got a new bear and a much nicer bear than the last one
04-26-2005 | 10:45 AM
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From: Hazlehurst, MS
Originally Posted by PJK3,Apr 26 2005, 08:10 AM
i heard that one too...guy & friends w/ 7-series BMW @ gas station b/t Dragon & CherryCola: "Wow, yall are like the 10th S2000 I've seen all day. Is there something going on?"
PJK3: "Actually, there's around 120 of us driving the Dragon and other roads in this area...."
guy: "Well, yall can keep the Dragon. We didn't like it, the car rolled and pitched too much. It wasn't fun at all."
PJK3: "Oh... well, that's a shame."
also -- heard at Deal's Gap while waiting for lunch...
"Well, someone is going to be waiting for chicken strips."
"Why?"
"Well they just asked if anyone wanted chicken strips... I was pretty hungry, so I said yes."
Deal's Gap staff: "18? 18!?"
"Isn't that your number?"
"Not anymore..."
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04-26-2005 | 07:42 PM
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From: It's a secret!
The setting: Alcoa Walmart
Who: JeseyFriend & strange man
The scene: Woman paying for about $30 worth of stuff, all with dollar bills; strange man in line behind her; JerseyFriend in line behind him.
Strange man (to JerseyFriend): "Maybe she's a waitress."
JerseyFriend (to Strange man): "Maybe she's a stripper."
Strange man (visibily annoyed): "Sssssshhhhhhh!! Don't say that! This is the bible belt!"
Who: JeseyFriend & strange man
The scene: Woman paying for about $30 worth of stuff, all with dollar bills; strange man in line behind her; JerseyFriend in line behind him.
Strange man (to JerseyFriend): "Maybe she's a waitress."
JerseyFriend (to Strange man): "Maybe she's a stripper."
Strange man (visibily annoyed): "Sssssshhhhhhh!! Don't say that! This is the bible belt!"
04-27-2005 | 03:50 AM
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From: WASTED in Margaritaville
Originally Posted by JerseyGirl,Apr 26 2005, 10:42 PM
The setting: Alcoa Walmart
Who: JeseyFriend & strange man
The scene: Woman paying for about $30 worth of stuff, all with dollar bills; strange man in line behind her; JerseyFriend in line behind him.
Strange man (to JerseyFriend): "Maybe she's a waitress."
JerseyFriend (to Strange man): "Maybe she's a stripper."
Strange man (visibily annoyed): "Sssssshhhhhhh!! Don't say that! This is the bible belt!"
Who: JeseyFriend & strange man
The scene: Woman paying for about $30 worth of stuff, all with dollar bills; strange man in line behind her; JerseyFriend in line behind him.
Strange man (to JerseyFriend): "Maybe she's a waitress."
JerseyFriend (to Strange man): "Maybe she's a stripper."
Strange man (visibily annoyed): "Sssssshhhhhhh!! Don't say that! This is the bible belt!"
That was me who said that!
04-27-2005 | 09:43 AM
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From: OH
Originally Posted by Lovetodrive2000,Apr 25 2005, 09:18 PM
Lets see.... what was that....
"Tina the Talking Tummy"!!!!
Now who would have said that?
Tim.... anyone you might know?
"Tina the Talking Tummy"!!!!
Now who would have said that?
Tim.... anyone you might know?
I think I know that girl
