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Old 04-26-2005 | 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Popeye,Apr 26 2005, 07:55 AM
Janitor@the Hilton:That's the 3rd time I've seen you wash yer core.

Me: Yea it's a sickness

Janitor:Ain't you a feared y'all might take the paint off?

Me:Nah..Honda paint is applied with special polymers that adhere to the metal at a sub-atomic level.

Janitor:Y'all work for honda?

Me:No.....but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night
Old 04-26-2005 | 07:26 AM
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romance writers in the lobby.
" I just love writing about horses, don't you?" "Oh, yes I just love them."

WTF????
Old 04-26-2005 | 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by SheDrivesIt,Apr 25 2005, 07:03 PM
Shareall! you made it home through all the snow ok?
Thankfully I didn't hit any snow! Stayed in Fort Wayne on Sunday night, which was good
Old 04-26-2005 | 07:32 AM
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At lunch at Deal's Gap : No we don't have Diet Coke - just get Fat!

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T.D.
Old 04-26-2005 | 08:16 AM
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that got said to April!!
Old 04-26-2005 | 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Lovetodrive2000,Apr 25 2005, 07:17 PM
Friday night.... with TimS2K and Ethimois (Tim & Tim)...

Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Then they mugged the pizza driver...

Tim ate the whole ham and pineapple pizza..... the other Tim ate most of the pepperoni pizza....

Not a pretty sight!!!
I don't remeber all this? Where was I?
Old 04-26-2005 | 08:53 AM
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Ethimois - whats up wanna drink?

Tims2k - sure why not

Ethimois - damn i have been drinking all day

tims2k - wanna shot?

"1 bottle of vodka and 10 min later back at the bar" " little asian guy kicking everyone out"

Ethimois-tims2k-s2hotchick-loves2drive-and someone else "after party outside in the hotel driveway" .... "10 min later Ethimois calls pizza guy for curveside delivery" ... "tims2k laying in the middle of the driveway pizza guy drives up" ....

tims2k's mind for the next few minutes and hours is BLANK

"loves2drive and s2hotchick carrying me up to the room" .. can't remember what we said to eat other though

another blackout ...

next morning arrives ...

azndrunkyoon - "knocking at my door"

s2hotchick - "yelling" leave us the alone asshole"

tims2k - still dizzy and drunk thinking can't drive this morning


10:30am

s2hotchick/tims2k - head out for the dragon just getting there for lunch

from what i could remember
Old 04-26-2005 | 09:09 AM
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Saturday Dinner

"that bastard has more than one ticket"

Airgate - how did you get all these?

tims2k - I have 10 more where that came from

10 min later after winning all the prizes
Atlanta table - cyclon/s2hotchick/azndrunkyoon/tims2k (2 more ppl) set out to get a new bear

later that night after the bear is kidnapped returning to the hotel while still on the dragon a slow accord apears in front of us ...

15 minutes of following this slow car a few other s2k's are going the other way and we are still behind the accord

s2hotchick - motherer

s2k member I cant remember name of - damn she really knows these roads

tims2k - lets turn off our lights maybe he will not see us

cyclone - good idea

1 slow accord not wanting to let us pass and we turn all 4 lights off for apx 10 minutes ... then we pull a david copperfield and 4 cars appear out of no where

Cyclone - lets pull off and take some pics

we take a little footage of the bear getting a little happy in a exhaust and tims2k getting a BJ from the bear while getting his ass smacked by s2hotchick

then we drive back to the hotel

hour later at Rauls door

"bang bang bang bang bang"

The Bear with the fish - "it didnt really say anything" only sat there and looked at its new owner

Airgate - yall have to stop this

tims2k - thought you were going to pay us for getting a new bear?

Airgate - I have no room in my trunk

We all go down to party some more while airgate sleeps

12 am

Party is tims room (tims2k)

2 big bottles of Vodka and a case of Crunk

few hours later ...

s2hotchick passed out in the lobby while hearing the front desk get a complaint from room 529 (next to Rauls room ) a few other S2k'ers decided to make Rauls room look more sporty

hmmm... cant recall the rest ... someone else wants to chime in?
Old 04-26-2005 | 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by F1DNA,Apr 26 2005, 08:32 AM
At lunch at Deal's Gap : No we don't have Diet Coke - just get Fat!

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T.D.
i heard that one too...


guy & friends w/ 7-series BMW @ gas station b/t Dragon & CherryCola: "Wow, yall are like the 10th S2000 I've seen all day. Is there something going on?"

PJK3: "Actually, there's around 120 of us driving the Dragon and other roads in this area...."

guy: "Well, yall can keep the Dragon. We didn't like it, the car rolled and pitched too much. It wasn't fun at all."

PJK3: "Oh... well, that's a shame."


also -- heard at Deal's Gap while waiting for lunch...

"Well, someone is going to be waiting for chicken strips."
"Why?"
"Well they just asked if anyone wanted chicken strips... I was pretty hungry, so I said yes."
Deal's Gap staff: "18? 18!?"
"Isn't that your number?"
"Not anymore..."
Old 04-26-2005 | 10:10 AM
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Yeah...my room door was certainly sporting...

The clean up ladies were pissed! The hotel never said anything to me, probably because I had not paid for the dinner yet! That damn bear, OMG!!! That was excellent, not funny, but appreciated.



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