semi official funny things overheard at the dragon
#71
Originally Posted by Popeye,Apr 26 2005, 07:55 AM
Janitor@the Hilton:That's the 3rd time I've seen you wash yer core.
Me: Yea it's a sickness
Janitor:Ain't you a feared y'all might take the paint off?
Me:Nah..Honda paint is applied with special polymers that adhere to the metal at a sub-atomic level.
Janitor:Y'all work for honda?
Me:No.....but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night
Me: Yea it's a sickness
Janitor:Ain't you a feared y'all might take the paint off?
Me:Nah..Honda paint is applied with special polymers that adhere to the metal at a sub-atomic level.
Janitor:Y'all work for honda?
Me:No.....but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night
#76
Originally Posted by Lovetodrive2000,Apr 25 2005, 07:17 PM
Friday night.... with TimS2K and Ethimois (Tim & Tim)...
Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Then they mugged the pizza driver...
Tim ate the whole ham and pineapple pizza..... the other Tim ate most of the pepperoni pizza....
Not a pretty sight!!!
Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Then they mugged the pizza driver...
Tim ate the whole ham and pineapple pizza..... the other Tim ate most of the pepperoni pizza....
Not a pretty sight!!!
#77
Ethimois - whats up wanna drink?
Tims2k - sure why not
Ethimois - damn i have been drinking all day
tims2k - wanna shot?
"1 bottle of vodka and 10 min later back at the bar" " little asian guy kicking everyone out"
Ethimois-tims2k-s2hotchick-loves2drive-and someone else "after party outside in the hotel driveway" .... "10 min later Ethimois calls pizza guy for curveside delivery" ... "tims2k laying in the middle of the driveway pizza guy drives up" ....
tims2k's mind for the next few minutes and hours is BLANK
"loves2drive and s2hotchick carrying me up to the room" .. can't remember what we said to eat other though
another blackout ...
next morning arrives ...
azndrunkyoon - "knocking at my door"
s2hotchick - "yelling" leave us the alone asshole"
tims2k - still dizzy and drunk thinking can't drive this morning
10:30am
s2hotchick/tims2k - head out for the dragon just getting there for lunch
from what i could remember
Tims2k - sure why not
Ethimois - damn i have been drinking all day
tims2k - wanna shot?
"1 bottle of vodka and 10 min later back at the bar" " little asian guy kicking everyone out"
Ethimois-tims2k-s2hotchick-loves2drive-and someone else "after party outside in the hotel driveway" .... "10 min later Ethimois calls pizza guy for curveside delivery" ... "tims2k laying in the middle of the driveway pizza guy drives up" ....
tims2k's mind for the next few minutes and hours is BLANK
"loves2drive and s2hotchick carrying me up to the room" .. can't remember what we said to eat other though
another blackout ...
next morning arrives ...
azndrunkyoon - "knocking at my door"
s2hotchick - "yelling" leave us the alone asshole"
tims2k - still dizzy and drunk thinking can't drive this morning
10:30am
s2hotchick/tims2k - head out for the dragon just getting there for lunch
from what i could remember
#78
Saturday Dinner
"that bastard has more than one ticket"
Airgate - how did you get all these?
tims2k - I have 10 more where that came from
10 min later after winning all the prizes
Atlanta table - cyclon/s2hotchick/azndrunkyoon/tims2k (2 more ppl) set out to get a new bear
later that night after the bear is kidnapped returning to the hotel while still on the dragon a slow accord apears in front of us ...
15 minutes of following this slow car a few other s2k's are going the other way and we are still behind the accord
s2hotchick - motherer
s2k member I cant remember name of - damn she really knows these roads
tims2k - lets turn off our lights maybe he will not see us
cyclone - good idea
1 slow accord not wanting to let us pass and we turn all 4 lights off for apx 10 minutes ... then we pull a david copperfield and 4 cars appear out of no where
Cyclone - lets pull off and take some pics
we take a little footage of the bear getting a little happy in a exhaust and tims2k getting a BJ from the bear while getting his ass smacked by s2hotchick
then we drive back to the hotel
hour later at Rauls door
"bang bang bang bang bang"
The Bear with the fish - "it didnt really say anything" only sat there and looked at its new owner
Airgate - yall have to stop this
tims2k - thought you were going to pay us for getting a new bear?
Airgate - I have no room in my trunk
We all go down to party some more while airgate sleeps
12 am
Party is tims room (tims2k)
2 big bottles of Vodka and a case of Crunk
few hours later ...
s2hotchick passed out in the lobby while hearing the front desk get a complaint from room 529 (next to Rauls room ) a few other S2k'ers decided to make Rauls room look more sporty
hmmm... cant recall the rest ... someone else wants to chime in?
"that bastard has more than one ticket"
Airgate - how did you get all these?
tims2k - I have 10 more where that came from
10 min later after winning all the prizes
Atlanta table - cyclon/s2hotchick/azndrunkyoon/tims2k (2 more ppl) set out to get a new bear
later that night after the bear is kidnapped returning to the hotel while still on the dragon a slow accord apears in front of us ...
15 minutes of following this slow car a few other s2k's are going the other way and we are still behind the accord
s2hotchick - motherer
s2k member I cant remember name of - damn she really knows these roads
tims2k - lets turn off our lights maybe he will not see us
cyclone - good idea
1 slow accord not wanting to let us pass and we turn all 4 lights off for apx 10 minutes ... then we pull a david copperfield and 4 cars appear out of no where
Cyclone - lets pull off and take some pics
we take a little footage of the bear getting a little happy in a exhaust and tims2k getting a BJ from the bear while getting his ass smacked by s2hotchick
then we drive back to the hotel
hour later at Rauls door
"bang bang bang bang bang"
The Bear with the fish - "it didnt really say anything" only sat there and looked at its new owner
Airgate - yall have to stop this
tims2k - thought you were going to pay us for getting a new bear?
Airgate - I have no room in my trunk
We all go down to party some more while airgate sleeps
12 am
Party is tims room (tims2k)
2 big bottles of Vodka and a case of Crunk
few hours later ...
s2hotchick passed out in the lobby while hearing the front desk get a complaint from room 529 (next to Rauls room ) a few other S2k'ers decided to make Rauls room look more sporty
hmmm... cant recall the rest ... someone else wants to chime in?
#79
Originally Posted by F1DNA,Apr 26 2005, 08:32 AM
At lunch at Deal's Gap : No we don't have Diet Coke - just get Fat!
F1DNA
Sebring/Black
T.D.
F1DNA
Sebring/Black
T.D.
guy & friends w/ 7-series BMW @ gas station b/t Dragon & CherryCola: "Wow, yall are like the 10th S2000 I've seen all day. Is there something going on?"
PJK3: "Actually, there's around 120 of us driving the Dragon and other roads in this area...."
guy: "Well, yall can keep the Dragon. We didn't like it, the car rolled and pitched too much. It wasn't fun at all."
PJK3: "Oh... well, that's a shame."
also -- heard at Deal's Gap while waiting for lunch...
"Well, someone is going to be waiting for chicken strips."
"Why?"
"Well they just asked if anyone wanted chicken strips... I was pretty hungry, so I said yes."
Deal's Gap staff: "18? 18!?"
"Isn't that your number?"
"Not anymore..."
#80
Yeah...my room door was certainly sporting...
The clean up ladies were pissed! The hotel never said anything to me, probably because I had not paid for the dinner yet! That damn bear, OMG!!! That was excellent, not funny, but appreciated.
The clean up ladies were pissed! The hotel never said anything to me, probably because I had not paid for the dinner yet! That damn bear, OMG!!! That was excellent, not funny, but appreciated.