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Old 07-24-2008 | 05:57 PM
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Dear Raul,

Why do people keep hot sauce in the refrigerator?

Is Icy Hot Icy, or is it Hot?

Why does the earth wobble on its axis?

Why is the square of every number greater than one even? Do you find this discriminatory to the poor left out odd numbers?
Old 07-24-2008 | 06:02 PM
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Hey Raul, Where are you?


You are needed here post haste.


So many questions that need your wisdom and knowledge and we are lost without you oh master swami
Old 07-24-2008 | 06:07 PM
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Dear Raul...

A homeless person stopped me the other day and told me... "Influenza pandemics are remarkable events that can rapidly infect virtually all countries. Once international spread begins, pandemics are considered unstoppable, caused as they are by a virus that spreads very rapidly by coughing or sneezing. The fact that infected people can shed virus before symptoms appear adds to the risk of international spread via asymptomatic air travellers."

Do I need to start getting paronoid because of this?
Old 07-24-2008 | 06:08 PM
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What does the "cost of tea in China" have to do with anything?
Old 07-24-2008 | 06:14 PM
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Raul,

I am perfectly capable of walking and chewing gum at the same time.... why are people always questioning my ability?

If Albert Einstein was such a genius, why do we use his name to imply stupidity to those around us? (ex: Where did you park the F**king car Einstein!!?!?!) Shouldn't we be making strides to honor his brilliance instead of using his name in vain?
Old 07-24-2008 | 06:17 PM
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I'm beginning to feel a little sorry for Raul.

What we are doing is creating far too much pressure on someone of his delicate sensitivities.

Let's all back off for a while and give him a chance to gather his thoughts. Maybe meditation on the top of Mount Dragon will refresh his soul.
Old 07-24-2008 | 06:19 PM
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Or not.
Old 07-24-2008 | 06:22 PM
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Dear Raul,

I belong to a car club, let's call it T3JK. They sponsor two major events in the Spring and Fall each year, called Rouse the Lizard and LizardLick Run. But the main spokesperson for our group of organizers has been really slack and we have no way to register for the event. Do you think your powers of organizaion could somehow help them out?
Old 07-24-2008 | 06:47 PM
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I just hope Raul has plenty of his "medication" so that he doesn't go "postal" on us!!!
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Originally Posted by Lovetodrive2000,Jul 24 2008, 08:08 PM
What does the "cost of tea in China" have to do with anything?
Oh, I'm afraid it has to do with EVERYTHING...





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