The art of driving a Zamboni through a slalom course at high speed.

The players were ready to faceoff with their sticks, the puck was on the ice, but my philathropy on that night was quite erratic and everyone on the ice was killed.

 

*ahem...

 

*ahem: The antithesis of mayhem, peace, quiet, tranquility, and harmony.

It was a horrific, bloody street fight, frightening to behold. Them, suddenly, it stopped and an eerie, quiet *ahem set in like a ground fog and everyone started singing in unison "Camptown races, sing your song, doodah, doodah..."

Sponge bath

 

Sponge bath - the water tank in which Luke grows sponges and keeps his piranha fish ......

Luke came home with a cute little grey kitten that he had bought at the local pat shop .... he dropped it in the sponge bath and the water started to boil red, with lumps of fur and paws flying out at an increasing rate ..... slowly the water subsided back to its calm state showing the fish with satisfied grins on their little faces .....


Alabama

 

The sound a misfiring Revolutionary War (sorry James, I know you Brits are still in denial) musket makes.

After George Washington and his men left the bitter cold of Valley Forge, he was so happy he fired his trusty musket in the air. However, all he heard was a sickening Alabama thump.

Prophylactic

 

Prophylactic - A professional in the art of filling atics

After years of practising filling the atic of his parents house with old scholl books and memorobilia that he would never look at again, Luke decided that he was so good at it he should become a prophylactic and make money from his new found success .....

Boston

 

Boston- BOS'-tun : Pro-verb : A venomous fish found in tropical climates, that uses its tail as both a weapon and a shelter. ex= While vacationing in the Bahamas, James' trip was cut short due to the unpleasant encounter he had with Boston.





portabello

 

portabello- A portable Montebello, CA.


I live in Portabello.


Berkeley

 

Berkley adj - to act in a way that is similar to the actions of a berk

Whilst trying to being amusing while posting in The Corner Zoe's actions seemed to be more berkley than most of the other post whores' ....

California

 

California: a sunny, happy, drug-addled, yuppie way to both fornicate and insinuate our lifestyle upon our hapless near neighbors, Oregon, Wshington, Arizona, Nevada, and Japan -- oh, , we've been Californicated -- AGAIN.

I flew to Tokyo to meet James, drink myself silly, and shag sheep on the highways of Japan. I decided to put a California on the scene and shag James.

Carcinoma