Wicky walks into a restaurant with a huge ostrich
01-19-2004 | 01:33 PM
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Wicky walks into a restaurant with a huge ostrich
and they sit down for dinner. The waitress comes over for their orders. Wicky says "I'll have a hamburger, fries, and a Coke." The ostrich says "I'll have the same." A short timer later the waitress returns with the order and says "That'll be $10.40 please." Wicky reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change without looking. The next night Wicky and the ostrich come in again and again Wicky says "I'll have a hamburger, fries, and a Coke." The ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again Wicky reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change. This happens every night until one evening the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday. I'll have steak, baked potato, salad, and a gin Martini" says Wicky. The ostrich says "I'll have the same." A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says that'll be $28.16. Again, Wicky pulls the exact change out of his pocket. The waitress says "Excuse me, sir, how do you come up with the exact change from your pocket every time?" "Well," says Wicky, "a while back I was cleaning out the attic and I found an old lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that whenever I have to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people woulkd ask for a million dollars, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live." "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there" says Wicky. The waitress asks "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?" Wicky sighs and says "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."
