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Why are Yankees Like Hemorrhoids?

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Old 06-19-2002 | 12:06 PM
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Default Why are Yankees Like Hemorrhoids?

They drop down, hang around, won't go away, and are a pain in the ARSE!!

(A little Southern humor)

Old 06-19-2002 | 04:07 PM
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I thought you were talking about the baseball team...
Old 06-19-2002 | 04:30 PM
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Originally posted by s2k2004
I thought you were talking about the baseball team...
that's too serious for The Corner!!
Old 06-19-2002 | 06:34 PM
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Aren't all Americans known as Yankees?!?!?!




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Old 06-19-2002 | 08:34 PM
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Au contrere'! South of the Mason Dixon line lie the most congenial, soft mannered, intellectually superior race of men (and women) who ever graced the face of the earth! Their way of life has been evolved over hundreds of years and is at one with their cotton pickin environment. Those who live NORTH of the Mason Dixon line are liberal carpetbaggers who can't stand that our way of life is superior to theirs! They keep dropping down to hang around, impregnate our women and steal our riches!

Yankees are vile, pretentious, pompus SOB's who know nothing of the finer things in life, such as mint julips on the veranda in the late afternoon, fried chicken and collard greens, Burban and cigars, and a "darkie" to fetch your horse and dogs for the Quail hunt!

I've gone too far with this, haven't I?
Old 06-19-2002 | 08:51 PM
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I think you may have gone a little too far, yes

So for us to refer to you ALL as "septics" is technically incorrect then?

If only some of you are septics what are the rest ?!?!?!?!






Old 06-19-2002 | 09:08 PM
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Originally posted by MyBad
Au contrere'! South of the Mason Dixon ...(snip)
I hate to rain (only a soft southern mist) on your parade MyBad... to the rest of the world, YOU are a yankee. Isn't that funny?

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Old 06-19-2002 | 11:40 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by jedwards
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I hate to rain (only a soft southern mist) on your parade MyBad... to the rest of the world, YOU are a yankee.
Old 06-19-2002 | 11:46 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by jedwards
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I hate to rain (only a soft southern mist) on your parade MyBad... to the rest of the world, YOU are a yankee.
Old 06-20-2002 | 02:43 PM
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It's sort of like the Brit's not knowing they're Europeans.




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