Why does my tinkle smell funny after I eat asparagus?
10-28-2002, 05:00 PM
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Sick, but true...
When I used to be in 'the show', ocassionally you would find yourself having to tinkle during a show. Now, even though a show was only 15 minutes long, there was a good 15 minutes of prep before-hand. During the winter, I wore a 7mm full wetsuit under my costume (cuz that water is DAMN cold!!!), so it was typically as long as 30-45 minutes that I was bundled up, before I would have a chance to go again. I (along with many of my colleagues) was working out heavily at the time, which as you may know, can sometimes bring on sudden and urgent calls to nature. One fine, cold winter day, during the 5:30 show, I'm standing at attention in front of 2000+ spectators. I realize that I have to let loose on the 'stinkle' juice. I figure 'what the hell, I'm in a wetsuit, who's gonna know'... So I begin the process of internally heating my wetsuit. Just when I believe that all is okay with the universe, and that my covert op has been carried out in complete secrecy, I notice a steam cloud arising around me...and only me!
I honestly don't know if anyone in the audience noticed, but everyone on the boat did. It was another 10 minutes of trying to stand at attention, while trying your damndest to not bust out laughing!!!
:realizes how disgusting that actually is, wonders if he should have shared it with everyone:
:has another swig of beer, forgets what he was writing anyway:
When I used to be in 'the show', ocassionally you would find yourself having to tinkle during a show. Now, even though a show was only 15 minutes long, there was a good 15 minutes of prep before-hand. During the winter, I wore a 7mm full wetsuit under my costume (cuz that water is DAMN cold!!!), so it was typically as long as 30-45 minutes that I was bundled up, before I would have a chance to go again. I (along with many of my colleagues) was working out heavily at the time, which as you may know, can sometimes bring on sudden and urgent calls to nature. One fine, cold winter day, during the 5:30 show, I'm standing at attention in front of 2000+ spectators. I realize that I have to let loose on the 'stinkle' juice. I figure 'what the hell, I'm in a wetsuit, who's gonna know'... So I begin the process of internally heating my wetsuit. Just when I believe that all is okay with the universe, and that my covert op has been carried out in complete secrecy, I notice a steam cloud arising around me...and only me!
I honestly don't know if anyone in the audience noticed, but everyone on the boat did. It was another 10 minutes of trying to stand at attention, while trying your damndest to not bust out laughing!!!
:realizes how disgusting that actually is, wonders if he should have shared it with everyone:
:has another swig of beer, forgets what he was writing anyway:
10-28-2002, 05:23 PM
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Originally posted by Zoechops
Sick, but true...
When I used to be in 'the show', ocassionally you would find yourself having to tinkle during a show. Now, even though a show was only 15 minutes long, there was a good 15 minutes of prep before-hand. During the winter, I wore a 7mm full wetsuit under my costume (cuz that water is DAMN cold!!!), so it was typically as long as 30-45 minutes that I was bundled up, before I would have a chance to go again. I (along with many of my colleagues) was working out heavily at the time, which as you may know, can sometimes bring on sudden and urgent calls to nature. One fine, cold winter day, during the 5:30 show, I'm standing at attention in front of 2000+ spectators. I realize that I have to let loose on the 'stinkle' juice. I figure 'what the hell, I'm in a wetsuit, who's gonna know'... So I begin the process of internally heating my wetsuit. Just when I believe that all is okay with the universe, and that my covert op has been carried out in complete secrecy, I notice a steam cloud arising around me...and only me!
I honestly don't know if anyone in the audience noticed, but everyone on the boat did. It was another 10 minutes of trying to stand at attention, while trying your damndest to not bust out laughing!!!
:realizes how disgusting that actually is, wonders if he should have shared it with everyone:
:has another swig of beer, forgets what he was writing anyway:
Sick, but true...
When I used to be in 'the show', ocassionally you would find yourself having to tinkle during a show. Now, even though a show was only 15 minutes long, there was a good 15 minutes of prep before-hand. During the winter, I wore a 7mm full wetsuit under my costume (cuz that water is DAMN cold!!!), so it was typically as long as 30-45 minutes that I was bundled up, before I would have a chance to go again. I (along with many of my colleagues) was working out heavily at the time, which as you may know, can sometimes bring on sudden and urgent calls to nature. One fine, cold winter day, during the 5:30 show, I'm standing at attention in front of 2000+ spectators. I realize that I have to let loose on the 'stinkle' juice. I figure 'what the hell, I'm in a wetsuit, who's gonna know'... So I begin the process of internally heating my wetsuit. Just when I believe that all is okay with the universe, and that my covert op has been carried out in complete secrecy, I notice a steam cloud arising around me...and only me!
I honestly don't know if anyone in the audience noticed, but everyone on the boat did. It was another 10 minutes of trying to stand at attention, while trying your damndest to not bust out laughing!!!
:realizes how disgusting that actually is, wonders if he should have shared it with everyone:
:has another swig of beer, forgets what he was writing anyway:
10-28-2002, 07:16 PM
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Originally posted by Zoechops
Sick, but true...
When I used to be in 'the show', ocassionally you would find yourself having to tinkle during a show. Now, even though a show was only 15 minutes long, there was a good 15 minutes of prep before-hand. During the winter, I wore a 7mm full wetsuit under my costume (cuz that water is DAMN cold!!!), so it was typically as long as 30-45 minutes that I was bundled up, before I would have a chance to go again. I (along with many of my colleagues) was working out heavily at the time, which as you may know, can sometimes bring on sudden and urgent calls to nature. One fine, cold winter day, during the 5:30 show, I'm standing at attention in front of 2000+ spectators. I realize that I have to let loose on the 'stinkle' juice. I figure 'what the hell, I'm in a wetsuit, who's gonna know'... So I begin the process of internally heating my wetsuit. Just when I believe that all is okay with the universe, and that my covert op has been carried out in complete secrecy, I notice a steam cloud arising around me...and only me!
I honestly don't know if anyone in the audience noticed, but everyone on the boat did. It was another 10 minutes of trying to stand at attention, while trying your damndest to not bust out laughing!!!
:realizes how disgusting that actually is, wonders if he should have shared it with everyone:
:has another swig of beer, forgets what he was writing anyway:
Sick, but true...
When I used to be in 'the show', ocassionally you would find yourself having to tinkle during a show. Now, even though a show was only 15 minutes long, there was a good 15 minutes of prep before-hand. During the winter, I wore a 7mm full wetsuit under my costume (cuz that water is DAMN cold!!!), so it was typically as long as 30-45 minutes that I was bundled up, before I would have a chance to go again. I (along with many of my colleagues) was working out heavily at the time, which as you may know, can sometimes bring on sudden and urgent calls to nature. One fine, cold winter day, during the 5:30 show, I'm standing at attention in front of 2000+ spectators. I realize that I have to let loose on the 'stinkle' juice. I figure 'what the hell, I'm in a wetsuit, who's gonna know'... So I begin the process of internally heating my wetsuit. Just when I believe that all is okay with the universe, and that my covert op has been carried out in complete secrecy, I notice a steam cloud arising around me...and only me!
I honestly don't know if anyone in the audience noticed, but everyone on the boat did. It was another 10 minutes of trying to stand at attention, while trying your damndest to not bust out laughing!!!
:realizes how disgusting that actually is, wonders if he should have shared it with everyone:
:has another swig of beer, forgets what he was writing anyway:
LOL