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Old 11-19-2002, 06:41 PM
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I believe so, James. I worked on a project with that codename once, and that was the underlying reason for the name. I'd be crushed to find out that's not the case. Well, not crushed really, more like amused!
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Old 11-20-2002, 05:44 AM
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I guess two tears ain't a big deal...
after all, how many years does a cow grow before you eat it?

How many years does a fish grow before you eat it?

How many years does a beautiful woman grow before you...

...anyway

How many years does a fine wine age before it is respectable?

(Oh GOD, somebody give me some caffeine!!!)
Old 11-20-2002, 05:47 AM
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Old 11-20-2002, 06:00 AM
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Old 11-20-2002, 06:06 AM
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Old 11-20-2002, 07:30 AM
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Old 11-20-2002, 08:46 AM
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This is the result of my head banging the keyboard:

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I hate the days when I pack my lunch, and everyone else goes out!!!
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Yeah, we planted asparagus once. It's a frustrating crop. Only a few spears at a time emerge, so by the time you get enough for a meal, the first ones aren't good anymore. I think you need to plant a huge area of them.
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