Why does my tinkle smell funny after I eat asparagus?
11-15-2002, 05:56 AM
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If you can't laugh at your spouse, then what good is it to even have one?
My current wife laughs at me all the time...
...lets be clear on this... LAUGHS AT ME, NOT WITH ME!!!
I don't mind, after all, it beats being married to that alcoholic, lying, overweight, frigid, lazy, unmotivated, ignorant, uncapable, squandering, unreliable...
uh-oh, here I go again!!!...
: grits teeth and looks for hidden flask of joy juice in desk to help cope with bitterness :
My current wife laughs at me all the time...
...lets be clear on this... LAUGHS AT ME, NOT WITH ME!!!
I don't mind, after all, it beats being married to that alcoholic, lying, overweight, frigid, lazy, unmotivated, ignorant, uncapable, squandering, unreliable...
uh-oh, here I go again!!!...
: grits teeth and looks for hidden flask of joy juice in desk to help cope with bitterness :
11-15-2002, 08:17 AM
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Originally posted by jedwards
What about "unwritten laws"?
What about "unwritten laws"?
1. Never guess a womans age. (Just don't even play the game, it will only get you in trouble.)
2. Never guess a womans weight. (There is nothing but trouble here. It will eventually lead to the evil, "Do I look fat?" question.)
3. Never ask a woman if she is pregnant. (You never know when her answer will be no.
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