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Why does my tinkle smell funny after I eat asparagus?

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Old 11-08-2002, 06:24 PM
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Squished bunnies. How sad...

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Old 11-13-2002, 09:41 PM
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I know I have broken the law...

... anyone else?
Old 11-14-2002, 01:24 AM
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On a regular basis, John!

Which is, again, why I hate speed limits in the US! Makes outlaws out of all of us.
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I broke the law of gravity on several occasions. See my sig.
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Physics didn't see me, therefore it didn't matter.
Old 11-14-2002, 05:15 AM
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I admit that I have, on occassion, fractured an ordinance or two, but have yet to be implicated in anything more severe than traffic violations (most severe: 100+ in a 55 when I was 16-young and stupid). Again, the key word here is 'IMPLICATED'!!!
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What about "unwritten laws"?
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Like answering the question, "Does this make me look fat?"
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It does... a little bit.

You should try vertical stripes, they have a slimming effect.



*true story, my ex-wife asked me that, and I honestly told her, " No, but your over-sized ass does"



I was the only one who laughed at the time.
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Zoe,



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