Who is this Tokyo James character anyway?

 

I dunno but I think he met a German girl in France.

 

Yeah, he was on an old train in France, sitting next to Claudia Schiffer and a French guy. The train goes into a tunnel, it's pitch black. They hear a kissing sound, then a loud slap. The train comes out of the tunnel and the French guy is rubbing his cheek in pain. The French guy thinks "That Brit must have kissed her and she tried to slap him but missed and slapped me." Claudia Schiffer thinks "The French guy must have tried to kiss me but missed and kissed the Brit and got slapped." James thinks "I can't wait for the next tunnel so I can make a kissing sound and slap that French bastard again."

 

 

don't let the FP know