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Old 06-26-2003 | 03:39 PM
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Default Who in The Corner has had crabs?

And what was your experience? (What are those dark spots and, uhm, why are they moving?)
Old 06-26-2003 | 03:42 PM
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Not I!
Old 06-26-2003 | 03:43 PM
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no crabs.... i think. (I'd know right?)
Old 06-26-2003 | 03:50 PM
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Old 06-26-2003 | 03:58 PM
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There was an 80-year-old virgin who suddenly got an itch in her crotch. She went to the doctor who checked her out and told her she had crabs. She explained that she couldn't have crabs because she was a virgin, but the doctor didn't believe her, so she went to get a second opinion.

The second doctor gave her the same answer. So she went to a third doctor and said, "Please help me. This itch is killing me and I know that I don't have crabs because I'm a virgin!"

The doctor checked her out and said, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you don't have crabs. The bad news is that your cherry rotted and you have fruit flies."
Old 06-26-2003 | 06:31 PM
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I've had king crab legs but they are no were near as good as lobster.
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Robb was tellin me about one of his recent breakouts earlier today.

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Old 06-26-2003 | 07:03 PM
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ING WOOSES!
Old 06-26-2003 | 07:14 PM
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Wait a minute...

I've just read a thread very similar to this....

Spam you raptor for making me type a wordy post!!
Old 06-26-2003 | 08:24 PM
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What?



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