Who in The Corner has had crabs?
#5
There was an 80-year-old virgin who suddenly got an itch in her crotch. She went to the doctor who checked her out and told her she had crabs. She explained that she couldn't have crabs because she was a virgin, but the doctor didn't believe her, so she went to get a second opinion.
The second doctor gave her the same answer. So she went to a third doctor and said, "Please help me. This itch is killing me and I know that I don't have crabs because I'm a virgin!"
The doctor checked her out and said, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you don't have crabs. The bad news is that your cherry rotted and you have fruit flies."
The second doctor gave her the same answer. So she went to a third doctor and said, "Please help me. This itch is killing me and I know that I don't have crabs because I'm a virgin!"
The doctor checked her out and said, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you don't have crabs. The bad news is that your cherry rotted and you have fruit flies."