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What's the difference between a woman and a battery?

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Old 03-14-2003 | 07:21 AM
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The battery has a positive side.
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Old 03-14-2003 | 09:05 AM
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Old 01-20-2006 | 08:10 PM
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Old 01-20-2006 | 08:48 PM
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aren't you afraid Mrs Raptor will read this thread??
you should be!
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Old 01-20-2006 | 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Mar 14 2003, 11:21 AM
The battery has a positive side.
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Old 01-21-2006 | 07:03 AM
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Batteries (some) have memory but do not hold grudges.
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Old 01-21-2006 | 08:35 AM
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She did read it. Then she smacked me in the head with a potted cactus.
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Old 01-21-2006 | 10:45 AM
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well, you may have deserved that
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Old 01-21-2006 | 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jan 21 2006, 12:35 PM
She did read it. Then she smacked me in the head with a potted cactus.


I guess you could say she proved your point.
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Old 01-21-2006 | 03:16 PM
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Yeah, I still have the cactus sticker puncture wound scars in my cheek to prove it -- and that was a LONG time ago!
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