A: spread whatever disease you got and try to wipe out humanity

Q: what do you do when your pubic area falls off your body?

 

edited: una. beat me

a: pick it up and glue it back on

q: what do you do when your on a hot date and she asks you to her place. when you get to the tiny 1 bedroom apt. you realize you have to take the biggest and loudest sh!t but the bathroom is right next to where she is sitting?

 

a. take the biggest and loudest shit i've ever taken

q. what do you do you when the sexiest person alive thinks you're the sexiest person alive?

 

a. I didn't know sophia liked me

q. what do you do when 10 people want to do you at once?

 

a. let them all do me at the same time

q. what do you do when roku admits he's gay?

 

a. laugh at him

q. what would you do if the lakers win the world championship?

 

a. bend over

b. what do you do when you find yourself DRIVING in your S2000!!!!! and a girl flashes you?

 

damnit honda you got in the way!!!

 

a. samething I did the last 3 years.... have a

b. what do you do when hoonda gets in your way?

 

a. drive a zoonda and zoom past him!

q. what do you do when roku gives 3 blow jobs at a time?