ok i got this from another forum. lets see if it works here:

the game:

 

A: Quickly fix yourself a drink and call 911



Q: What do you do if you wake up face down on the bedroom floor, with a sore ass and your pants around you ankles, after a drinking binge.

 

a: pray it was 'big sally' with a tool and not 'big stan' with a crush.


q: what do you do if you see your boss in his office laughing and pointing at you?

 

a: Punch him in the face and get a new job.....as a thug.

q: What do you do when you clog the office toilet with a big floating log

 

a: you leave it there for the next person.

q: what do you do when you find yourself naked in an gay migdet bar?

 

A: Stand on the bar, where nobody can get to you.


Q: What do you do when you come home early from work and your wife answers the door in sexy lingerie, then says, "Oh... its You"?

 

A: her like a stranger

Q: what do you do when you come home early from work and a strange woman answers the door in sexy lingerie, then says, "oh... it's you"?

 

A: Ask her if she would like an asbestos survey to identify any asbestos-containing materials (ACMs) through laboratory polarized light microscopy.

Q: What do you do when your wife invites you to an all night symposium about 1st and 2nd century church-state conflicts and use of the Latin language to resolve them and when you get there you are propositioned by this really good looking, well built woman with horrible teeth? (I dreamed this last night and really would like to know the answer.)

 

A: Get the hell out of England!

Q: What do you do if you do actually have black, tar-like stool?
(been asked this on a million different medical forms)

 

A: You're ing bleeding! Chug down a 100-tablet bottle of extra strength cool strawberry Rolaids chased by two gallons of cold whole milk and try to stay calm.

Q: What do you do when your pubic area itches and, after scratching it vigorously, you notice that there are dark spots in your genital area -- and they are moving?