A married couple was in a terrible accident.
>
>The wife's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that there
>wasn't enough skin that could be grafted from the wife's body because she
>was too skinny.
>
>So, the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. The only skin on
>the husband's body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from
>his buttocks.
>
>The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one where the skin came
>from.
>
>They requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was
>a very delicate matter.
>
>After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new
>beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her
>friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
>
>One day, while the wife was alone with her husband, she became overcome with
>emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
>everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
>
>
>"My darling," the husband replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I
>see your mother kiss your the cheek."

 

 

 

BUMP.

 

 

heh

 

 

Bump for James.