Sounds like you need a baseball bat then......

 

Wait mom, isn't that the same neighbor who make crystal meth in their house ?

 

 

The JERK just called and boy was I sweet to him He says Hi this is the A$$$hole that lives on the block behind you Im like yeah I can see that on my caller ID IDIOT (I didn't really say that) then he says " so how long is THE MAN gonna play?" I said well probably for at least another half hour as I TOLD THE POLICE !!!!!! Oh okay cause we have company comming over at 6:00 (yeah RIGHT) I said don't worry they will have stopped by then and have a nice day PAL Geeee Mom is lookin kinda mean isn't she sorry Im really not its just very frustrating dealing with this guy!

 

call him back and ask when his company is going to leave..... then crank it up......

 

I know how it is, Mom. This old lady and her husband across the street are some of the worst neighbors ever! They call on anything and everything when they get the chance. She even goes as far as getting some binoculars and seeing what painting a neighbor put up in her living room. As a matter of fact, she just called on us 3 days ago.

 

Hmmm...does he park any of his cars outside at night?

And, no, I am NOT suggesting any permanent damage to his car...

 

Call the police and tell them he's calling and harassing you...

 

I think its time your son learns to mix a little rap with some speed metal!!!


See how your )*( neighbor likes that!

 

brant said "permanent"