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Old 03-07-2007 | 12:38 AM
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Water vs Wine

WATER It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

WINE We do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = POOP
WINE = HEALTH

FREE YOURSELF OF POOP DRINK WINE

It is better to drink wine and talk shit than it is to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart.

Old 03-07-2007 | 12:44 AM
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So that's why the water in Everett tastes like shit.
Old 03-07-2007 | 12:44 AM
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Got a bottle open?
Old 03-07-2007 | 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Mar 7 2007, 12:44 AM
Got a bottle open?
I got a whisky open.
Old 03-07-2007 | 12:50 AM
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I need to open a vodka.
Old 03-07-2007 | 12:51 AM
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I think I'll crack open a Barq's.
Old 03-07-2007 | 12:53 AM
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Mt Dew sounds good.

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Old 03-07-2007 | 01:13 AM
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Water is for bathing ... not drinking.
Old 03-07-2007 | 08:06 AM
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i'll stick to coffee
Old 03-07-2007 | 08:07 AM
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