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Old 05-14-2005, 10:04 PM
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A New Date Rape Drug Warning

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting
pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any
woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to
target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is
now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in
large "kegs."

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman
needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then
simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless
against this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual
acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be
attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported
that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this
scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory
female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall
victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it,
there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can
discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner
with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest
you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
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Thanks for the public service announcement. I'll pass this on to all the important men in my life
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bahahahahaha...

nice one dave
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I know a guy, a real jerkoff, who went to Las Vegas on business, and picked up a chick in a bar in his hotel (he's married, BTW). The next thing he remembers is waking up in his hotel room bed hooked up to an IV, minus a kidney. The surgeon at the hospital where he ended up said they did a very professional job.
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wish I'd seen this thread yesterday
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Were you a victim?

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