Universal Declaration of Post Whore & Muppet Right
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Universal Declaration of Post Whore & Muppet Right
The Universal Declaration of Post Whore and Muppet Rights
Whereas recognition of the inherent dignity and of the equal and inalienable rights of all post whores and Muppets in the Corner is the foundation of freedom, justice and peace in the Corner,
Whereas disregard and contempt for a whores rights have resulted in barbarous acts which have outraged the conscience of the whores, and the advent of a Corner in which whores shall enjoy freedom of speech and belief and freedom from fear, want, flood control and being PWN3D, has been proclaimed as the highest aspiration of the common people,
Whereas it is essential, if whore is not to be compelled to have recourse, as a last resort, to rebellion against tyranny and oppression, that human rights should be protected by the Definitive Posting Rules,
Whereas it is essential to promote the development of friendly relations between whores,
Whereas the whores of the Corner have in the Charter reaffirmed their faith in fundamental post whore rights, in the dignity and worth of the whore and in the equal rights of manly-man-whores and Babes-of-the-Corner-whores and have determined to promote bacon and extended vB,
Whereas all the post whores and Muppets alike have pledged themselves to achieve, in co-operation with the Corner, the promotion of universal respect for and observance of human rights, leg humping and fundamental freedoms,
Whereas a common understanding of these rights and freedoms is of the greatest importance for the full realization of this pledge.
Signed,
jedwards
Wickster J. Wickmeisterbrau
vtecmom
zdave87
The Raptor
PeaceLove&S2K
8D In Trunk
problem child
Ledfoot
s2000raj