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Old 01-11-2006 | 06:59 AM
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An 8th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class "Which human body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?" No one answered until Mary stood up, angrily, and said "You should not be asking 8th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again "Which body part increases to 7 times its normal size when stimulated?" Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class "Anybody?" Finally, Kevin stood up, looked around nervously, and said "The body part that increases 7 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said "Very good, kievin," then turned to Mary and continued "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: (1) you have a dirty mind, (2) you didn't read your homework, and (3) one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
Old 01-11-2006 | 07:02 AM
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Talk about a pupil making a spectacle of themselves!
Old 01-11-2006 | 07:16 AM
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Old 01-11-2006 | 08:43 AM
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Slacking off my ass!
Old 01-11-2006 | 08:52 AM
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And here I thought it was going to be a giant colon joke!
Old 01-11-2006 | 09:05 AM
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You missed my giant colon thread three days ago;

https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=350284
Old 01-11-2006 | 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jan 11 2006, 12:05 PM
You missed my giant colon thread three days ago;

https://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=350284
Now how the hell did I miss that thread!

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Old 01-11-2006 | 09:18 AM
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I was fingering SR71BB. It was horrible. Sort of like putting an old garden hose up a camel's ass.
Old 01-11-2006 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jan 11 2006, 01:18 PM
I was fingering myself.
Old 01-11-2006 | 09:32 AM
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