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Old 02-20-2003 | 09:15 AM
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I was at a job site in South Pasadena yesterday doing a geophysical survey with magnetics and ground-penetrating radar, looking for underground storage tanks, and a soil vapor survey with a probe installer and a mobile laboratory, looking for gasoline contamination in the subsurface soil.

This is a big site, surrounded by a high steel fence, with the new (not yet open) Gold Line light rail line abutting the rear of the property. They were testing rail cars on the tracks, moving them slowly back and forth. First a truck, then a BMW X5 SUV pull onto the site and guys start taking pictures of the cars.

We finish up and I tell them we're going soon and they'll have to leave. One guy tells me "We're Metro Rail, we go wherever we want." I say "This is private property and I'm going to lock up, you'll have to leave." The guy replies "We're taking pictures." I say "Fine, suit yourself." When we are ready to leave I say "Are you leaving or getting locked in?" He says "We're still taking pictures." So I lock them in on the way out.

About an hour later, I get a call from the broker (whose name and number are on a sign posted on the side of the building): "I've got some guy on the line who says you locked him in." I say "Yeah, I told them twice to leave, they refused to leave, so I locked them in." The broker says "What should I do?" I say "Give them my number and tell them I have the key."

Five minutes later, I get a call: "You locked us in." I say "I told you twice you had to leave. Are you deaf?" He says "You have to come let us out." I say "I don't have to do anything pal." He says "What'll we do?" I say "I don't know, you're Metro Rail, you can go anywhere, you figure it out." Then I hang up. He calls right back and I say " you" and hung up again.
Old 02-20-2003 | 09:27 AM
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Owned!

That's hilarious. Good work
Old 02-20-2003 | 10:02 AM
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that's so ing funny!!! raptor you're my new hero
Old 02-20-2003 | 10:24 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Unabageler
[B] that's so ing funny!!!
Old 02-20-2003 | 10:35 AM
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Too funny, George.

Do you know what happened to those idiots in the end?
Old 02-20-2003 | 10:36 AM
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some say i'm nuts, yes but just cuz i'm crazy doesn't mean i'm a lunatic.
Old 02-20-2003 | 10:43 AM
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I have no idea what happened to them. Obviously, they didn't have a lock cutter.

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Old 02-20-2003 | 10:50 AM
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Originally posted by The Raptor
...I say "I don't know, you're Metro Rail, you can go anywhere, you figure it out."...
I particularly like this part

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Old 02-20-2003 | 10:57 AM
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Thanks -- I had fun with that.
Old 02-20-2003 | 01:01 PM
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ROFLMAO

Great stuff George.



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