While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10
mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on
top of a bridge.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked
me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What.....a rectum stretcher, and what
does a rectum stretcher do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my
whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in
there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about
6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6
foot asshole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park
him on top of a bridge..."

The ticket -- $95 dollars. The look on his face,
PRICELESS

 

hahahaha, I hope thats just a joke.

 

HAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

 

 

 

HAHAhahahahaha!!!

We need a rectum stretcher in here! STAT!

 

 

Nice one