Spamming FockerDawg
#1
Spamming FockerDawg
You guys won't believe this. If I had an Uzi right now .... GRRR!!!!
We came home from a week in Lake Tahoe and I just went to the kennel to pick up the ing dog (who I actually MISSED yesterday while we were home without him). I fed the sh!thead breakfast and my son gave him a nice bath.
I'm sitting in here working when I hear this loud commotion. I'm thinking it's my son dragging some furniture around in his room (above me), but as I get up, I hear it's coming from (you guessed it) the garage.
I'd parked the S2000 as close to the wall as possible (so we don't ding it when opening the door of the Accord parked next to it), and didn't put the cover on assuming that I'd be driving it today.
I see this big wet spot on the wall, a big wet spot on the passenger side front fender, and BIG ING SCRATCHES all over the front fender and hood.
I am SO ready to give that ing dog away. I know my son will be devastated, but I just can't handle this - more damage every time I turn around! I mean he didn't even scratch the door to come in the house, or bark, or anything!!!
We came home from a week in Lake Tahoe and I just went to the kennel to pick up the ing dog (who I actually MISSED yesterday while we were home without him). I fed the sh!thead breakfast and my son gave him a nice bath.
I'm sitting in here working when I hear this loud commotion. I'm thinking it's my son dragging some furniture around in his room (above me), but as I get up, I hear it's coming from (you guessed it) the garage.
I'd parked the S2000 as close to the wall as possible (so we don't ding it when opening the door of the Accord parked next to it), and didn't put the cover on assuming that I'd be driving it today.
I see this big wet spot on the wall, a big wet spot on the passenger side front fender, and BIG ING SCRATCHES all over the front fender and hood.
I am SO ready to give that ing dog away. I know my son will be devastated, but I just can't handle this - more damage every time I turn around! I mean he didn't even scratch the door to come in the house, or bark, or anything!!!
#4
I got my son out of bed, showed him the car (which now has ing dog scratches on 3 of the 4 corner areas of the car, and the 4th corner got scratched by a shade thingie at Spring Mountain track day in May) - told him the dog needed to go to a new home. He agreed. I'm now researching Lab adoption programs. ! ! !!
#6
Well he's almost 16, and has a girlfriend now. So he hasn't been paying much attention to FockerDawg anyway. And I'm sure from here on out, it will be even less. (Of course it will, the ing dog is going to be gone).
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#8
16 y/o hormones + S2000 = trouble
I'm really sorry to hear about the dog, Kathy - I know choices like that aren't easy.
And now my S has a nasty parking lot scratch & dent on the left rear. Since I was out of town, I left my other car at the airport and Ms. WT was driving the S. Somebody dinged the rear - enough to gouge the paint on the plastic and bend the mount (imagine the 3 o'clock position if you're looking at the wheel; that screw is pushed forward). Ugh!
Oh well, I'm not going to stress about it. It's my race car now, and I'm not Zaino'ing every cone mark out. Plus, the paint has never been perfect ever since the WV guardrail incident.
I'm really sorry to hear about the dog, Kathy - I know choices like that aren't easy.
And now my S has a nasty parking lot scratch & dent on the left rear. Since I was out of town, I left my other car at the airport and Ms. WT was driving the S. Somebody dinged the rear - enough to gouge the paint on the plastic and bend the mount (imagine the 3 o'clock position if you're looking at the wheel; that screw is pushed forward). Ugh!
Oh well, I'm not going to stress about it. It's my race car now, and I'm not Zaino'ing every cone mark out. Plus, the paint has never been perfect ever since the WV guardrail incident.
#10
Sorry to hear about fockerdawg's destructive habit again Kathy.
Perhaps you can send him to the place that gave Luke the Neon, that way he can go beserk on the neon and Luke will get his revenge on the car too.
Perhaps you can send him to the place that gave Luke the Neon, that way he can go beserk on the neon and Luke will get his revenge on the car too.