lol that's going to own her face off. I'll let you know what happens, it's 10:30 here. I'll wait two more hours.

 

Ah, I remember saying that.

I bet you're the type of guy that KNOWS that a lane of traffic is running out and every sign under the world says "Move over now" but you wait until the very last second and expect the person who has been waiting in the correct lane for 20 minutes to just let you in. And then you get mad at them for making it hard for you to get in. Who are they to slow you down amirite?!?!11one!?

 

Spoons go in a drawer, you tards

 

No, I met this girl when I was employed at Allstate. She's the hot milf that looks like a mix between Amy Lee with glasses and Kelly Clarkson. Granted, I think Kelly Clarkson is hot.

 

Stick with what you know. Always be aware of your limitations in life.

 

Lock it up.

 

 

 

 

Someone who fell for it??