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Old 11-14-2003, 11:29 AM
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Originally posted by ZGiRL
ewwie. I always keep my feet pretty and clean with a pedicure, but someone sucking on my foot just doesn't turn me on. I'd rather be doing other stuff. Although, I do have a tattoo on my foot so I guess I draw some attention to them...Ah well.
Seen the tattoo...need a pic of your feet!
Old 11-14-2003, 11:30 AM
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im just gonna sneak out the back door.
Old 11-14-2003, 11:35 AM
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Maybe this could be a good conversation starter when I am hammered at a bar later tonight...

Ummm..excuse me miss but I couldn't help noticing that you have sexy feet...I read this thing in some Karma Sutra book....

What do you ladies think about that approach, may lead to some crazy sex!!
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Nice, nice, but remember what i said. Cup the toes and hold the heel of the foot while rotating gently.
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But Brad..... its like 30 degrees outisde, i doubt the women will be wearing sandals. Especially if ur just goin to a bar.
Old 11-14-2003, 11:45 AM
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true...how about the...

Excuse me miss but it looks like you are freezing your ass off in that sexy skimpy outfit while waiting to get into the frickin' bar...I happen to have a warm fireplace that will warm you up feet and all...speaking of feet...I read something....

I think this approach could be $$ all winter!!

Second thought, where do all the good looking girls who ride the L into the city go out...I see them getting on/off my stop so they obviously live in my neighborhood and yet very rarely do i see too many out on the weekend. It is very mysterious!
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Where exactly do you live? They could be coming over to my place!!
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Heres one for ya:

You: Hey its pretty cold out here, wanna grab a pizza and go fcuk?

Her: *startled look*

You: What you dont like pizza???
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I live in the Lincoln Park area...halsted st./north ave.

I have used that one before and it didn't turn out very well...
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oh.....


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