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Old 05-27-2003 | 09:05 PM
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my shoes are brown.
Old 05-27-2003 | 09:07 PM
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when i puke sometimes it comes out my nose.
Old 05-27-2003 | 09:16 PM
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When I drink milk and laugh it comes out my ears.
Old 05-27-2003 | 09:22 PM
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sometimes when I poop it curls up like a cinnamon bun.
Old 05-27-2003 | 09:30 PM
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My poop is green sometimes. It is musical.
Old 05-27-2003 | 09:30 PM
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i gotta go make my lunch.
Old 05-27-2003 | 09:33 PM
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Hey, a myopia thread!!

LASIK discount for everyone!!!

Pay for one eye get one eye free!!
Old 05-27-2003 | 09:34 PM
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I eat licorice and it makes my poop black.
Old 05-27-2003 | 09:36 PM
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I eat a lot of apples and it makes my poop spray all over the commode.
Old 05-27-2003 | 09:38 PM
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I like to have long snakey poops, long as my arm.



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